Thursday, October 15, 2015

Refugees Offer to Clean Streets and Homes of Germans for Free

In order to prove they are human beings and not illegal invaders out for a plunder, refugees have offered their services in cleaning up the heavily polluted streets and homes of Germans for free.

"A mere crust of dried bread would be worthy recompense," said one Muslim. "But that is not necessary, for Allah will provide."

Furthermore, the refugees have offered to pay back all welfare they receive, and to provide other forms of community service to build up "Greater Germany", including baby sitting and nannying.

"We want to help secure the future for White children," said Abdul bin-Al-salah. "Germans must keep their seed pure, for race-mixing is sinful according to Quran."