Monday, August 3, 2015
Nigra Terminology for the Astute Nigra Hater
Nigger Rig - To perform the poorest quality repair job imaginable. To nigger rig something that is broken requires that you put the least possible amount of effort into the repair job, using the poorest quality materials available. A nigger-rigged job is instantly identifiable, usually due to large amounts of duct tape or wire covering the broken item. Also known as "Afro-engineering".
Nigger Rich - The state of being broke, but trying to persuade others that you have lots of money. This is usually accomplished by wearing large quantities of fake gold, or by rolling a wad of one-dollar bills together, and then placing a twenty or fifty on the outside of the roll.
Nigger Wad, or Nigger Roll - The wad of money described in the above definition of "Nigger Rich".
Nigger Knocker - A stick, pipe, or blackjack, usually found in pick-up trucks, used to beat niggers with. A nigger knocker must be extremely hard, in case it must be used on a nigger's head.
Nigger Bath - To "wash up" while standing at the bathroom sink, using a wet rag; but without the aid of soap.
Niggerbabble - The unintelligible babbling that comes out of a nigger's mouth. It may come out sounding like "I beez wantz a White womin", or "I beez killn Whitey", or "Muh diKKK, muh diKKK". Niggers often issue forth these babblings while grabbing their crotches, in a desperate attempt to keep their sexual organs from falling off due to the effects of the many niggerborne communicable diseases they're infested with. With babblings such as, "Whitey owz me a livin' ", or "What I did beez Whitey's fault", niggers often use niggerbabble to avoid personal responsibility.
Niggerfuxation - The result of Typical Nigger Behavior. When niggers get a-hold of something and completely ruin it, that thing has become "niggerfuxated". "Niggerfuxation has completely ruined the City of Detroit".
Niggerwhine - What niggers constantly do when they don't get their way. Humans all over the world are sick of hearing niggerwhine. Niggers want handouts, reparations, and settlements; and generally, something for nothing.
Niggerfact - A lie made up by a nigger, which niggers then swear to be true. Examples of niggerfacts are that niggers invented everything, including the telephone, the television, nuclear submarines, and the moon; that niggers "built America"; that niggers all have big diKKKs; and that law enforcement statistics showing niggers to be murderous animals are not true. The term "nigger-lie" is interchangeable with the term "niggerfact".
Nigger Mobile - A nigger's car, which the nigger has niggered up. A nigger mobile will usually be an old Cadillac, with strips of bathroom rug strung around the back window, a "thump-thump" nigger radio that cost more than the car itself, and other afro-engineered modifications.
Nigger Sense - The absence of intelligence or common sense. "That's so stupid, it doesn't even make good nigger sense".
Niggertown - A place where a lot of niggers live. Nigger towns stink, and look like garbage dumps.
Nigger Toe - A Brazil Nut. Nigger Work - A job that anyone can do, which takes no intelligence, and is usually unpleasant. "I don't want to clean the toilets. That's nigger work".
Nigger Heaven - A watermelon patch. Nigger in the Woodpile - Used when something bad has happened, and a nigger was the perpetrator. "My saw is gone. See ain't there a nigger in the woodpile." Or, if someone has a nigger in their family tree, they have a nigger in the woodpile. Also used when something is suspicious or wrong, similar to the term, "there's something rotten in Denmark".
Head Nigger in Charge - Da boss! Nigger Hounds - Dogs specifically trained to track niggers. Nigger-Lover - A liberal who thinks that niggers are human.
Riding Nigger - The opposite of "ride shotgun". Riding shotgun is sitting in the front seat of the car. Riding nigger is sitting in the back seat by yourself. Niggerlip - To get the stub of a smoke all wet and slimey. As in "don't niggerlip that joint".
Niggershit - Anything of low quality that would typically be owned by a nigger. "Some guy tried to sell me a fake Rolex, but I told him I didn't want that niggershit".
Niggercide - A contraction of "nigger homicide". Niggercide, AIDS, and ebola, comprise the Great White Hope. Niggercide is the leading cause of death among Americoons. It happens when Typical Nigger Behavior reaches its peak, and niggers use guns, knives, or poisoned crack to put "dey soul bruthaz" on AFN's Dead Nigger Picture Pages. Unfortunately, niggers who commit niggercide usually get caught within ten minutes due to their stupidity; before they can commit further acts of patriotism!
Nigger Music - The form of "shit music" seen on MTV or similar programs featuring gutter monkeys dressed in oversized ape clothing, jumping and hollering while holding their disease infested dicks.
Niggerhead- A large rock, usually round, discovered during excavation. The term is widely used in the northern tier of the USA in the construction industry. 'Niggerheads' are principally granite or feldspar within the matrix of alluvial (glacial) till.
Niggerhead Watermelon - A small, dark green, round watermelon, with small edible seeds. Its shape resembles a nigger's head.
Niggerhead Yam - A sweet potato with a lumpy dark skin, popular in Latin America.
Niggerhead Tobacco - And old brand of finely shredded chewing tobacco that resembled tufts of nappy hair. Dumber Than a Day Old Nigger - The state of being as dumb as a rock.
Niggersubtraction - 1) One less nigger due to an offing (usually by drive-by) caused by a 'diss'. 2)
Nigger Math, similar to Ebonics. "If I had fiddy cent, an my ho' stole foty cent, how much I b had left?".
Niggeraddition - Squirting out niggletts to add to the AFDC check.
Niggerplication - 1) The act of niggers multiplying rapidly while on the welfare wagon, 2) A sow nigger siring more than one nigglet at a time. 3) A contraction of the words 'nigger implication'; as when one nigger, when arrested for a crime, implicates his homies to save his sorry ass.
Niggerdivision - When a nigger buck splits after impregnating a sow nigger.
Niggernomics- A financial plan that is most certainly doomed to failure. A nigger is practicing "niggernomics" when he "invests" his entire welfare check in lottery tickets, figuring that he has so many tickets he "gots to win". Nigger countries also practice niggernomics when the Head Nigger In Charge takes all the handouts from White countries and puts the money in a Swiss bank account, and then lets his Africoon nigger countrymen starve to death.