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Achtung Juden! Donald Trump, lover of Israel and family member of Jews who is also managed by Jews, is anudda Hitler. Not only is it rumored he keeps Hitler speeches beside his bed, but he says that he received a copy of Mein Kampf from a crypto-Jew, Marty Davis (often caught on camera asking for "the schmear")!
Meanwhile, Trump's Jewy campaign has been comparing Obama to Hitler, apparently because he thinks we shouldn't start World War III over Iran, the most peaceful country ever.
Following is an excerpt from Vanity Fair:
Last April, perhaps in a surge of Czech nationalism, Ivana Trump told her lawyer Michael Kennedy that from time to time her husband reads a book of Hitler’s collected speeches, My New Order, which he keeps in a cabinet by his bed. Kennedy now guards a copy of My New Order in a closet at his office, as if it were a grenade. Hitler’s speeches, from his earliest days up through the Phony War of 1939, reveal his extraordinary ability as a master propagandist.
“Did your cousin John give you the Hitler speeches?” I asked Trump.
Trump hesitated. “Who told you that?”
“I don’t remember,” I said.
“Actually, it was my friend Marty Davis from Paramount who gave me a copy of Mein Kampf, and he’s a Jew.” (“I did give him a book about Hitler,” Marty Davis said. “But it was My New Order, Hitler’s speeches, not Mein Kampf. I thought he would find it interesting. I am his friend, but I’m not Jewish.”)
Later, Trump returned to this subject. “If I had these speeches, and I am not saying that I do, I would never read them.”